There’s a brand new beauty pageant on the block, girls. This one, “Miss Sister 2008” is the brain child of an Italian priest, Father Antonio Rungi. You guessed it, it’s a beauty pageant for nuns! Such a simple idea, such an obvious way to go – how come no one thought of it earlier?! Way to go, Father Rungi.
Apparently this beauty contest is going to be held online – at first. Father Rungi is hoping it becomes a real world event as well. We’ll see how this first one goes. The goal of Miss Sister 2008 is to dispel that age-old assumption that nuns are old, homely women, who are only nuns because they couldn’t get a man.
Sorry everyone, but he says there won’t be a swim-suit competition in this pageant. They can pose in a full habit or with their heads uncovered. Nuns from all over the world are invited to participate. Photos and bios will be posted on Rungi’s blog starting in September, so the online community can vote.
Here are the requirements – well you have to be a nun (a novice or a full member, whatever that entails) and between the ages of 18 and 40. And, although this isn’t stated as a requirement, I suppose you ought to be good-looking as well. Rungi is expecting (or hoping for) 1,000 entries.
Don’t miss this opportunity, girls. Are you a good girl with a naughty side or a naughty girl with a bit of a good side? This pageant could be just the place for either type. And I suppose being a real nun or something close might help your chances.
See, the thing is, we’ve known for years how hot a habit can be. And, as luck would have it, we happen to have just the outfit for your photo submission. Check out this hot little habit.
We’ve field tested this outfit and found that it is quite effective. You should try it out at home first. Believers and unbelievers alike have been known to fall to their knees, thanking the heavens, when their girl walks into the room wearing this one. Many have even reported having almost religious experiences as well.
Apparently this beauty contest is going to be held online – at first. Father Rungi is hoping it becomes a real world event as well. We’ll see how this first one goes. The goal of Miss Sister 2008 is to dispel that age-old assumption that nuns are old, homely women, who are only nuns because they couldn’t get a man.
Sorry everyone, but he says there won’t be a swim-suit competition in this pageant. They can pose in a full habit or with their heads uncovered. Nuns from all over the world are invited to participate. Photos and bios will be posted on Rungi’s blog starting in September, so the online community can vote.
Here are the requirements – well you have to be a nun (a novice or a full member, whatever that entails) and between the ages of 18 and 40. And, although this isn’t stated as a requirement, I suppose you ought to be good-looking as well. Rungi is expecting (or hoping for) 1,000 entries.
Don’t miss this opportunity, girls. Are you a good girl with a naughty side or a naughty girl with a bit of a good side? This pageant could be just the place for either type. And I suppose being a real nun or something close might help your chances.
See, the thing is, we’ve known for years how hot a habit can be. And, as luck would have it, we happen to have just the outfit for your photo submission. Check out this hot little habit.
We’ve field tested this outfit and found that it is quite effective. You should try it out at home first. Believers and unbelievers alike have been known to fall to their knees, thanking the heavens, when their girl walks into the room wearing this one. Many have even reported having almost religious experiences as well.
Good luck to all the contestants.
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