You see, I have an ever-growing, truly wonderful Life List – things I want to do, places I want to go, activities I want to try in my lifetime. On this list are “do the Rosarito to Ensenada Ride” (I took poetic license and shortened the title) and “wear fun outfit or head decorations in bike ride,” among many other things. I could have done two things on my List, but now I was going to only get to do one. Making the best of it, I pedaled my way to Ensenada doing some really fun people-watching along the way. I made note of the outfits others had on – what was cool, what worked, what didn’t – so I could do a bang up job on my own outfit in my next ride.
Here’s the cool thing about cycling. It has a built in element of fun. Cyclists get to wear some
fun, crazy, loud jerseys and no one thinks a thing of it. It’s just part of the sport. The whole idea is to stand out visually in order to extend your life, so wild jerseys are just the ticket. So I rode along, checking out the many different jerseys people were wearing. Some were pretty sedate and some were bright, and cheerful and fun. This is the one thing I did have prepared. I had my favorite, funnest jersey on. It’s got a huge Cookie Monster stuffing himself with chocolate chip cookies on the front and back. I am happy to report that I didn’t see anyone else wearing this same jersey. I got some compliments on it, and smiles as people checked it out. The one guy who stood out to me the most in the Fun Torso Coverings category wasn’t even wearing a cycling jersey – just a t-shirt with these words on the back in big red letters “I’m over 65, but I’m in front of you.”Some of the riders stepped it up a notch from a fun jersey but still kept it simple, with just a fun
decoration on their helmets. Some people got creative and used nothing more than zip ties to make helmet spikes. Others used colored chenille wire to make antennae. I loved the helmet Mohawks, myself. Simple, yet very fun. They were brightly-colored, thick strips of faux hair running the center length of the helmet. There were afro wigs in many colors to be seen and a variety of hats attached to the tops of helmets – Viking helmets, big tall sombreros (how they got those to stay on, I don’t know), and cowboy hats.Small creatures and other sundry items were attached to helmets for laughs as well. A stuffed crab was perched on one rider’s head. Flags of various countries were abundant and other stuffed creatures. My favorite in the Helmet Decoration category was the man wearing the Barbie doll on his helmet. He had her nicely dressed, seated, facing forward on his helmet. She looked mighty happy to be enjoying the ride from that vantage point.
Some cyclists took their fun ride more seriously and put out some real effort in their costumes and decorations. I saw quite a few people with various types of capes flying in the wind behind them. A cape has a way of making someone look fast and superhuman. They may have been keeping only a moderate or even a slow pace, but I still looked at them with awe. Red capes, blue capes, short capes, long capes. Capes made from a country’s flag or the flag of a favorite soccer team. They were all so cool. That is a one thing I just have to make a part of my Ultimate Bike Riding Costume in the future.
In the Cool, Yet Impractical category, were all the guys wearing the Lucho Libre masks
. They were fun looking, but there’s no way they did the whole ride that way. Their faces would have melted off. I think I even saw one guy’s skin dripping out from underneath the mask around mile 43. Then there was the guy wearing the Nacho Libre costume – the whole thing. He looked good at the start when we were just pushing our bikes through the mass of people trying to get to the starting line (which took about 10 minutes, by the way. What do you expect with 7,500 riders?). I saw him again about midway and I think he was seriously reconsidering his choice. Those tights were making his legs unable to breathe, and the mask was off. The cape was still looking mighty fine though, flowing behind him.
Winner in the Most Unusual category had to be the guy with the butt. Now I know, everyone out there had a butt, but this guy had the foam butt strapped on over his bike shorts. This is a pretty realistic looking set of cheeks, so it gets your attention. It got mine, at least. I’m pedaling along, working my butt off. I look up and what do I see? A guy’s bare butt cheeks – oh wait, it’s just a costume. I thought maybe this guy was working even harder than me and his butt was just about to fall off. Fun! Made me laugh – and that is what it’s all about sometimes.This ride was a good physical workout and an educational experience. I came away with lots of ideas about what to wear when I’m ready to dress up in my Ultimate Bike Riding Costume (the date is still to be determined). For this ride, I should have at least brought along my stuffed Cookie Monsters (a 10” one and my 2” one) and strapped one to my helmet and one to my bike. A tiny bit of effort for a whole lot of fun. I’ll have no such regrets on my next “fun” bike ride though. You know I’ll at least be sporting a cape and looking superhuman as I cruise through the course. There are so many great hats and headpieces to decorate a helmet with, there's no way I'm going with a "naked helmet" next time. At the very least, I'll have some sort of head bopper or antennae on top. All of these little touches are sure to keep me smiling and laughing even while I'm working hard and sweating up a storm.
Stay tuned for my next installment – more on the Rosarito to Ensenada Fun Bike Ride. “Yippee” and “Yucko” awards to be announced. Don’t miss it.
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